Hello, Joker on the track.

ladyofbadgers:

ikilledlordvoldemortonce:

That amazing moment when you realize

you

are

the

grinch

……Shit…..

(Source: spumonis)

baekhyun, are you really petting a bush……

(Source: jongdaes)

yuan-tian:

taoangles:

baekhyun has never seen chanyeol look happier than he does on the day they finally get married. magically, chanyeol shows up with all requisite pieces of clothing (though baekhyun is sure someone else reminded him to wear socks) and manages to dance and laugh and walk down the aisle all like a totally normal human being. the music is traditional, as baekhyun’s parents insisted, and, as per baekhyun’s request, chanyeol doesn’t skip his way down to the alter.

baekhyun and chanyeol decide to give themselves away. the principle of the thing, chanyeol explains. 

at the reception they dance for a few more hours, baekhyun and chanyeol each trade in their tuxedos for more casual suits and chanyeol whirls him around the middle of the dance floor, face flushed with excitement.

“you haven’t been drinking,” baekhyun asks. “right?”

“don’t need to.”

the dinner is heavy and lavish and divided into five courses broken up by speeches and toasts and cheers. during dessert, chanyeol stands up and delicately taps a spoon against his glass. the sound is lost in the crowd, so he smashes it against the table, glass flying everywhere, and holds up a hand for silence.

“i want to,” and chanyeol pauses, resting a hand on baekhyun’s shoulder, “i want to tell you. how lucky i am. that the greatest guy in the world is my husband. this guy. byun baekhyun. love of my life.”

the room sighs collectively. baekhyun rolls his eyes.

“seriously i, i made a list,” and chanyeol digs a sheet of paper out of his inside suit jacket pocket, “of all the reasons why i love him.”

“oh shit,” baekhyun whispers. a few close friends in the crowd behind to look nervous.

“i love how he drools in his sleep and sometimes pees sitting down and takes twenty five minutes to shower, who ever even needs that much soap, how he prefers flavored condoms to—”

baekhyun chokes on his water and does the only thing that comes to mind—he reaches up and kisses chanyeol full on the mouth. chanyeol curls an arm around the back of his neck and the paper, baekhyun sees out of the corner of his eyes, flutters to the ground.

success, baekhyun thinks. “i have no idea why i put up with you,” he says when they part, foreheads bumping softly.

chanyeol laughs. “you don’t have a list?”

“no.”

the room cheers. chanyeol kisses him again. “because you love me.”

L M F A O CHANYEOL

(Source: chanyeolr)

namuyong:

More Namchest, because there is never enough Namchest.

makenaiyo:

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